Butter at Coterie

I know I’m not the first blogger to rave about the new beauty flash sale site Coterie, but it’s rocking my world with a Butter London sale, so I need to share.

Coterie.com is a members only site that is currently running sales on Butter, Mor, and Kevyn Aucoin, but promises more brands like Stila and Perricone in the future.  I know I just hoarded a few Butter polishes for the holidays, but I couldn’t resist this sale (what buying ban??  Shameful.)  It’s never too early to get the gift list whittled down, though, and when the price is right I stock up.

Anyway, here’s the sweet deal on Butter London: 3 shades of polish (pick from Pillar Box Red, West End Wonderland, Wallis, All Hail The Queen, Bluey and Knackered)  plus their Hardwear top coat for $36.  Combined with a $25 off code (ZOEREPORT), you’ll get the set for $11 plus shipping.  Now you know why I broke the rules.

M

Color Club & e.l.f. at Hautelook

Another sale post?  I know, I’m sorry, but my buying ban has somehow heightened my sale sense and since I can’t shop, I have to at least share the opportunity!


Color Club nail polish is on at Hautelook today until Monday with single bottles priced at $5 and duo sets for $8!  There are also a few mini sets that would make great gifts.  Each bottle is normally around $8, so it’s a decent deal.  I haven’t used Color Club personally, but I did receive a bottle in my August Birchbox and the color looked great!  I had a similar shade, so I gave it to my sister.  I noticed it on her nails recently and loved it – the color is a lot brighter and more saturated than it looks in the bottle.

e.l.f. cosmetics go up tomorrow, and I don’t know what kind of products they’ll feature, but I’m astounded they’re even doing a flash sale!  Could they BE any less expensive?  I’m not the hugest fan of e.l.f.’s makeup, but I do like their brush shampoo and facial whips (creamy highlighters that look beautiful mixed with body lotion).  It won’t break my heart to miss this one, since the brand is so affordable already.

Bargains all around.

M

Birchboxes – August & July

TA-DA!  I found my July Birchbox photo.  I’m overwhelmed with pride.

So let’s talk about what’s in these babies:

JULY BIRCHBOX

Color Club Mini Nail Lacquer in Blu-Ming
I love this color, but it’s too similar to Essie’s Turquoise and Caicos, a staple in my polish collection – so I handed it off to my sister.

Eyeko Skinny Liquid Eyeliner in Black
It’s “fine.”  A felt-tip black eyeliner, very similar to the tokidoki Perfetto liner I have in Sabo-chan.  The formula is a little more consistent than tokidoki’s – it goes on smoothly, like writing on my face with a fresh new fine-tipped Sharpie.  I like it, and I always have room for another black liquid liner.

Harvey Prince Eau Flirt
As I’ve mentioned before, I’m pretty monogamous about perfumes.  I don’t feel like I need to mix up the way I smell, but when I get samples, I’ll give them a whirl.  I brushed off Eau Flirt at first sniff – it’s girly, sweet, and fruity.. not something I’m especially fond of.  I dabbed it on anyway, and noticed a little more depth once it had absorbed.  It’s slightly more sophisticated than a high school sophomore’s locker stash of body spray… but only slightly.

Supergoop City Serum Sunscreen
I actually have this already, and I dig it.  It’s a nice alternative to scented, sticky, oily sunscreens.  It’s an SPF product that feels like a nice facial moisturizer.  These little sample packs will be great to throw in a purse or for short airplane trips when I don’t want to check luggage.

Tea Forte minteas in Ginger Pear
Odd in a good way, these tea-flavored mints are shaped like little leaves.  They’re definitely more tea than mint, and the taste is unusual, but it grew on me.  I can’t say they actually help me “focus” like it says on the tin, though.

Birchbox neon ear buds
I don’t use ear buds and if I did, I wouldn’t use these ones (ouch, sorry B-Box).  I don’t like the way they feel in my ears, and this gaudy color combo didn’t help anything.  These suckers were a total waste.

AUGUST BIRCHBOX

EYE ROCK Designer Stick-on Liner
These are the most interesting things in the box – four styles of stick-on cat eye liner.  I’m a little scared about trying these out, and I don’t expect it to end well.  At least it’ll be hilarious, and I can use the extras to put fake eyebrows on my Halloween jack-o-lantern.

Juicy Couture Viva la Juicy La Fleur
The name alone is a whole lot of fancy.  Juicy Couture, in my opinion, often walks a very thin line between cute and tacky.. and what’s adorable on a teenager can be horrifyingly awkward on me.  A spritz of this perfume smells like grapefruit and sugar-covered daisies.  It’s sweet enough to entice the varsity quarterback, but that’s reaaallly not on my agenda nowadays.

theBalm Stainiac in Beauty Queen
I’m actually really liking this stain!  It’s thick, red and gelatinous in the tube (not the first thing I want to slather on my face), but the result is a soft raspberry color.  On my cheeks, it takes a few carefully blended layers to show up, but that’s preferable to a sudden blob of color.  As a lip color, it soaks in quickly and doesn’t dry me out, so I approve.

Yu-Be Moisturizing Skin Cream
This tiny tube (smaller than a super glue, much smaller than travel toothpaste) makes me feel like Yu-Be could’ve been a bit more generous.  I hate stingy samples because I can’t get a good feel for 0.1 oz of skin cream.  I guess my knee caps are adequately softened.  Yu-Be seems like a decent lotion, but nothing special, and the strong medicinal scent is very nursing home.  No, thank you.

Schick Hydro Silk Razor
One of my full-sized perks in this box was a razor.  I know shaving is technically part of a beauty routine, but it feels like a stretch for a beauty box.  At least it’s a crazy 5-blade mega razor, and it came with a couple of coupons (for more razors).  I don’t know what more to say.

Beauty School pamphlet
This is a cute idea – a fold out pamphlet that talks a bit about brushes, how to read product labels, shaving tips (again with that?) and makeup quick fixes.  Helpful little hints, but if you’re a makeup junkie, it’s nothing you haven’t heard before.

I’m holding out for a Birchbox that makes this subscription worth it.  Two months in, I’m fearing the worst.  On average, I place 2-4 orders a month (eek) to online makeup retailers, meaning I’m getting handfuls of samples and full-size products that I love delivered to my door.  I’m a sucker for surprises of any kind, so Birchbox reeled me in with the novelty aspect, but I’ve yet to receive a sample better than Sephora’s freebies.

My fate is in your hands, Birchbox.  Hook a girl up!  (and not with a drugstore razor!)

M

10-second review: Too Faced Starry-Eyed Liquid Eyeliner

A total impulse buy, I grabbed a tube of Too Face Starry-Eyed liner ($17.50) when shopping for some essentials at Sephora.  I had bid adieu to my days of chunky glitter eye makeup (a very prevalent look in my high school makeup repertoire), until this eyeliner reeled me in.

I bought Mad Mad Love, pink iridescent, because if I’m going to be impractical about a purchase, I’m going all the way impractical.  I tried it out randomly on a weekday, with just a tiny swipe at the outer corners of my upper lids (above my standard black liner).  After I smudged it out a bit, I was left with a look that was pretty, unexpected, and oddly subtle!  I’ll admit I was a little gun-shy at first, but in small doses, this is a fun addition to summer eye looks.  It’d be great for a pool party.

Then I brought this little guy to Vegas and took it to the next level.  It’s literally impossible to be the most garish girl in Las Vegas, so I went hard on the glitter (and LOVED it.)  A couple of heavy lines on my upper lids, and a little bit along the outer lower lash line – it was big, pretty, and somehow still not too much.  It’s noticeable, but not obscene.

Some things I love about this particular liner are:

  • It stays exactly where you put it, even when smudged.  The fall-out is next to zero, so you won’t have to worry about glitter bits migrating to your forehead and cheeks.
  • The color (this one at least) is multi-dimensional.  So many glitter makeups are one solid color (all pink, for example) and I think it looks so cheapy cheap.  Mad Mad Love has pinks, champagnes, purples, and silvers.  Grown-up glitter.
  • Once it’s on, it’s on.  Even with an eye makeup remover, this liner outlasted the rest of my makeup.

So if you’ve been watching a lot of Toddlers & Tiaras, and you’re feeling especially showy, this is the eyeliner for you.  It’s available at Sephora, Ulta, Amazon and Too Faced, and there are six other colors if pink isn’t your thing.

M

Splurge, Steal, or Skip – Lip Balm

The Splurge: Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment SPF 15

If you’re fancy enough to drop $20 on lip balm, this is the one to buy.  It’s nourishing and smooth, like rubbing a warm stick of butter on your lips… if you’re into that kind of thing.  I most certainly am.  This lip balm is not at all waxy or sticky, and there are tons of great colors to choose from.  Luscious as hellll.  $22.50 at Sephora

The Steal: Maybelline Baby Lips SPF 20

Baby Lips should really have its own Best Stuff post, it’s so good.  For being such a cheapy cheap lip balm, it out performs almost every other brand.  Baby Lips skips the waxy chapstick feel, and soaks into my lips comfortably and quickly.  It’s a must-have in every purse and car compartment, especially since it’s cheap enough to replace if/when it melts.  Quenched and Peppermint (both clear) are my two favorites – I didn’t realize the other four kinds are tinted, and picked up Cherry Me and Peach Kiss also.  The tint is noticeably cheap; the colors are Bonne Bell awkward and they apply unevenly.  Save yourself the patchy peach lips, and stick to clear.  $3.99 at Ulta and drug stores

The Skip: Burt’s Bees Beeswax Lip Balm

I know I’ll probably be one of the first official Burt’s Bees haters, but hear me out.  A few years ago, Burt’s Bees Beeswax lip balm was in every one of my jacket pockets.  It was my miracle drug – smooth, but a little waxy, with a soothing minty tingle.  But over the past two to three years, something at Burt’s Bees has changed.  I was thrilled when I saw the lip balm in grocery stores and gas stations, but when I picked up a replacement tube, I noticed it was hard.  Like a solid beeswax candle.  It wasn’t a fluke, I received more tubes as holiday gifts, and they were exactly the same.  Solid, waxy, and almost impossible to rub on my lips.  So I gave up on Burt and every single one of his bees.  Farewell, old friends, you were loved.

M

July Polish Picks

Happy July!  It’s hot and lovely out, so it’s time to get my nails right for beach season.  Here are my nail polish picks for the month:

Left to Right:

To me, these are ideal colors to mix and match on mani/pedis all July long.  Bright, summery, fun, and easy.  Like delicious neon popsicles.  And there’s no color combination I wouldn’t wear (even Amped and Turquoise together would be ninja-turtle-hip), so I can pack these four on summer road trips without a second look.

Dark colors and neutrals be damned this month.  It’s too hot to look mysterious and sophisticated.

M

10-second review: Essie Bikini So Teeny

In my June polish picks, I only dreamed of tracking down Essie’s Bikini So Teeny.  Using my particular set of skills (umm… frequently browsing makeup aisles), I found it.  The last bottle on the shelf.  And it was worth the effort.

I know you can buy Essie online ($8), but I like to see the polish color next to my skin before I make any rash decisions.

And this color next to my skin is loveliness.  I was expecting a bright, sky blue, but it’s really more of a periwinkle.  Also unexpectedly, it has a barely noticeable silver shimmer – like the paint job on a car.  I’m a big fan.

The best thing about Bikini So Teeny is that it compliments any outfit (so far) without being too distracting.

Two well-manicured thumbs up.

M

tokidoki Sale at Sephora

I got an email this morning about a raging tokidoki sale going on at Sephora right now, so I clicked over to browse.  I love tokidoki for its endlessly cute packaging, and surprisingly good quality makeup.. but by the looks of this sale, it won’t be around for long.  C’est la vie – stock up while you can!

Stop by sephora.com/tokidoki to pick up some great deals, like various shadow and blush Arte palettes for $6 each, rollerball scents for $10 (I can’t vouch for the scents, but they are CUTE), and lip glosses from $9.

If nothing else, they’re a couple extra bucks in your cart to bump you up to free shipping!

M

10-second review: Orly Oh Cabana Boy

Forget June gloom.  This color caught my eye from across a crowded drug store, and I couldn’t stop staring.

Orly “Oh Cabana Boy” is a superbright almost-neon polish with a really unique hot pink iridescence.  I don’t know how to describe it – it’s a shocking metallic pink that is so, so right for summer.  Looking at my manicure is a total pick-me-up.  I feel like a Nicki Minaj Barbie doll.

A pink this bright can border on tacky – but in a really fun Heatherette sort of way.  I’m digging it for now, but I will absolutely only wear it 1) with a tan and 2) on very short, rounded nails.

Go bold.

M

10-second review: Sally Girl Nail Polish

I can’t stop myself from wandering into Sally Beauty Supply when I see one.  It’s no Sephora or Ulta, but it’s still an entire store full of fun little serums and paints and powders.

  

  

On one very thorough trip, I saw a display of “Sally Girl” brand polishes by the register.  The tiny bottles are about 1/4 the size of a normal nail polish, and they are adorable.  Also, at 99 cents each, they’re a total steal.  I  bought a handful of neons and glitters for less than the price of one OPI or Essie polish.

I wasn’t expecting much from a cheap little bottle of Sally Girl, but these polishes totally wowed me. The color is unreal – better than every other brand I’ve ever tried.  The neons are supersaturated and even brighter on my nails than in the bottle.  The brush is a normal size, despite the tiny bottle, and the polish itself goes on smoothly and evenly (not too watery, like other cheapy brands).  It also dries faster than any other brand, and takes only two to three coats for a perfect finish.

Bloggie friends, I’m sold.  And dare I say – I’m a Sally Girl.

M